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Zoey Lee again basking in the Phoenix sun, but this young beauty is from the outskirts of town. A place where you need a big ol' truck that is bound to get dirty on a regular basis. Zoey loves men at least twice her age, big dogs, and being sarcastic. This time we visit Arizona State University. The campus was crawling with students and faculty, but we still managed to grab a few sexy images. You can get away with plenty if look innocent enough.
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Here are some bonus images from Kate Maze's shoot in Colombia. I'm also throwing in a few from other sets of incredible Hispanic women that I have photographed, namely Lana Lovelace and Mercedes Llano. I love women of all sizes and complexions, but brown eyes, brown hair, brown skin, always hits close to home. I grew up on the Mexican border and it was all I knew for most of my childhood. Blonde hair and blue eyes were exotic. Now, nothing is exotic to me. I'm gonna have to find me some Eskimo girls. Yes, I'm totally a racist for using that term.
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I photographed Kelly Lamprin years ago in San Antonio. She had the gauges back then, but her skin was without a mark of ink. It turns out she had some plans for that. As I monitored the progress via social media, I began to question my position on tattoos. Kelly had an aesthetic that was undeniable and warranted a return. If you don't like her changes, fuck you. Zishy sucks anyways. But if you do, I am glad to entertain you with my wonderful site. We picked up some Whataburger and went to Zilker Park. It was one of the most Austin things we could manage on short notice.
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If you are a young man or woman looking at these photos and wondering why you don't see too many people prancing around like Tiffany Drake here, it is because this is fantasy. This is entertainment. Just like you don't see many people trying to kill each other inside a cage on a routine basis, yet they do it in the UFC. Intellectuals think that porn is giving a misguided sex education to today's youth. Yes, there are many morons out there who grow up thinking your average woman wants to be choked and spit on. But on the whole, I give youth more credit. They will learn by trial and error just like we did. They will understand what is reality and what is entertainment. They will smirk at our fantasies the way we now smirk at I Love Lucy. Or maybe gangbangs will just be the norm. Who cares?
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Irene Quinn returns in her final Zishy update. Hey, no one wants to see Game of Thrones in its 20th season, right? All good things, should end. Unless you don't want them to stay good. Like Star Wars, does anyone really care what happens to those characters? Disney fucked up. They looked backwards instead of forwards. Don't even get me started on Spider-Man and the Marvel Shitverse. Make something new. It's harder, it's riskier, but in the end, it's more entertaining. Never stop creating. Evolve. BTW, sometimes, these notes are mostly directed towards myself.
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This is the first episode of my European adventure with these three incredible women. Maybe one of you can name the location in the comments. It took about an hour to get our destination from the city. I was chomping at the bit to start shooting the whole way. We first did a shoot indoors, which you will see later, then we made our way to the forest for these photos. Vero, the brunette with the shorts, had to depart for her job at a restaurant. This is why she disappears midway. Oxana, the brunette in the red top, and Lauma, the blonde, were able to stay longer and we photographed on the beach. You will get to see that later also. But for now, revel in this beautiful moment that I might one day tell my grandchildren about.
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The church lady told Ulyana that she was not dressed appropriately to enter the house of God. So we respectfully snapped a few pics outside of the sacred room. Ulyana demonstrated how women are to have their hair covered when they are inside worshiping. This makes sense since hair is evil. I am glad mine is quickly departing my pate. Have you ever noticed that the first three commandments are essentially the first rule of Fight Club? A forbiddance of murder only makes it to number six on the list. And I know everyone is talking politics these days. Let me just remind you of the old saying, "If voting made a difference, they wouldn't let us do it."
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I would like to apologize to all my competition who sets out to achieve similar goals. Oh wait, there isn't any. Just the same, sorry for setting the bar so high. More than anything, I credit my persistence and wealth of apathy towards convention. You shouldn't be able to create such results with such women. I didn't care. I kept pushing and will keep on pushing. I love this land and I love Claudia Veneza. Viva Italia. -George Clooney
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I am awfully hungry but Zach Venice said that I couldn't leave my desk until I finished writing this update's caption. Such a prick. Zeta BB is sensational here. Very few women understand how to tease in baggy street clothes and without a lick of makeup. I am so glad that Whole Foods does not sell razors. That's right. Every woman you see shopping there sports a thick ole bush under them mom jeans. Pssh, I wish. Give me as much Zeta as possible. More to come. Liver King, out!
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Happy Friday. For you guys only interested in nudity, you will be disappointed with this update. But I am ok with it. Olya Derkach is worthy of making certain exceptions. She is photographed here by Yura in Ukraine. Olya just turned nineteen and was ready to try her hand at provocative modeling. Plus, Yura promised her anything she wanted at the summer fair, so that helps. There is a 45 minute video of her eating a funnel cake covered in cherries and syrup, but I won't bore you with that. I will save it for the Zach Venice private collection. Sorry, boys! I am only kidding, but I wish I wasn't. I could watch Olya do anything. More of this rare gem in our future.
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Claire Mandeville recently adopted a new kitten and a puppy. The cat was cool, but her puppy was constantly yapping and nipping at my ankles while I photographed Claire. I would have lost my nerve, but I had just downed three ounces of full spectrum CBD oil. Claire's petite and fit bod also served as a great distraction. Looks like I finally found a way to put those pup-stomping days behind me. Stay medicated, my amigos.
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It will be hard to say goodbye to Adriene Macedo. This is her last update. Fortunately, there will be a second part to it and probably some bonus video. She is a phenom in many ways. I was enamored with Adriene from afar for quite a while before she agreed to shoot. Her body type is rare and completely natural. She is into extreme activities like riding dirt bikes and kickboxing. Whoever is trying to blackmail her, threatening to show her Zishy pics to her family and friends, that's shitty of you. Woefully, she is not the first. And then I constantly have people also asking why I don't tag my models' social media. Yup.
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I don't speak with Gabbie anymore. She blocked me after I posted her previous update. I can assume that she no longer appreciates my photography or maybe it was the controversial charcoal mask set. Of course, that had nothing to do with anything racial, but we live in a time where actual hatred is of little importance. It doesn't matter if you are a bigot, it only matters that you avoid doing anything, at all costs, that can be viewed as offensive by anyone. Oh well. Gabbie is still probably pretty fun, and wild, and troubled. My next post will be the final video update of the notorious Gabbie Carter. If you see her, tell her ol' Z says hi.
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Jazz is back and I am trying to spend more time with my family, so I will cut this description short. I will also soon post a video most likely to this gallery. But for now, please accept my love. Yes, Zach Venice loves you. Thank you for being perverted deviants, like me, who enjoy beautiful women in risqu photos. I know there are lots of amazing options for adult content out there. You have the wonderful world of Pornhub and Brazzers and whatever soulless filth Joe Blow beats his meat to. And then there are the fabulous entrepreneurs of Onlyfans who offer their paying subscribers so much consistent quality, well for a daily upcharge. Do I really need to add 'lol' here? Anyways, you choose Zishy and that means a lot. Now, I must go. The holiday family facade of happiness beckons. Take care.
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I have been there before. You think your life is over because she does not return your affection. Trust me, that small detail needs to be a deal-breaker. You will start to feel better once you relent your pursuit. Just because you don't have a good job or good hygiene or good looks doesn't mean you have nothing to offer the opposite sex. You have charisma and that is super important. Remember that time you made your grandmother laugh with those wacky jokes about indigenous peoples. See! There's still hope, my boy.
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I completely understand. You have been jaded by all the liars on social media who filter and manipulate their images. You have been tricked into buying various items from Amazon wish lists. Your heart has learned the hard way about the 'liquify' feature in Photoshop. But I swear on your graves, there's none of that going on here. Vyeta Mustafina is unaltered in these photos and built this way naturally. Some Soviet engineering is quite impressive.
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Chaney Gunn is back and looking delicious. Is it ok to say that about a woman? It is hard to keep up with all the guidelines for the hypersensitive. Don't worry everybody. Zach Venice loves you. That's kinda my thing. Maybe you gambled away your family's life savings on the crypto market, maybe you burned down a church or two, maybe you once killed someone by accident, maybe you tasted some of the brain. It's all good. These things happen. As long as you are a paid Zishy subscriber, I accept you. All monsters welcome. Cashapp and Venmo payment now available.
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Hey guys. This was meant to be posted yesterday but my power was out until late last night. I spent most of the day foraging for firewood and trying to keep warm. Eventually, I gave up, drove a few miles to the gym, supervised females on the Glute Master Kickback machine, then jumped into the sauna. Anyways, I know you would rather hear more about Ariel. But would you really? Don't you just want to see more of her? I would. And the good news is that you will too, eventually. Have a nice weekend.
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Stella Barry was sent down from the heavens to shoot with Anthony in Portland. I don't know how the lucky bastard found her, but he definitely did something right, whether it be here or in some past life. This is the first time Anthony faced his fears of shooting in such a public place for us. He was also concerned that the scratches from Stella's cat would ruin the photos for me. Scratches? Really? Where? All I have to say is thank you and Merry Christmas in July. More Stella to come.
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Hey. I do what I can when it comes to bringing you nudity. But I also realize from time to time that anyone can show you their junk on the internet. And so many do. But not everyone is a miracle of beauty like Miki Pedangen. The law of supply and demand always applies.
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"Some things in life are hard. Like saying no to colorful poison coated in sugar, or putting your phone down at night, or choosing a leader from between two lying sociopaths. But I believe in you. I believe in The Way. It brought us all together here--to admire the magic that is Alevtina Batman. We are going to be alright."
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"Here is part one of our finale with Sybil Kuechler. She is such a great partner for this type of work. She only knows how to give her true self to the camera. Sybil is also a solid competitor at table tennis, but I had to show her that, like in all things, there are levels to this game. Part two this weekend."
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The tats might give away the identity of Contestant 21 for those of you who follow porn like I used to back in my early twenties. She is from Venezuela, but now lives in Spain. I somehow have managed to put myself in a situation where incredible women like this will send me nudes from across oceans during a global pandemic. See her face in the members area. No one likes a cheapo. Shot with the Xiaomi Mi
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"Mitropoliya has it going on in all the right places. I'm sure glad she took a break from her highfalutin fashion gigs to shoot for us in Russia. The European fashion industry trains its models to appear distant and uninterested. Yet still, Vika was ALMOST able to capture her here with a full-blown smile. Wow. My minor gripes aside, Mitra floors me just the same and keeps me asking for more. We will get it, by golly."
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Here's a double feature of Heidi Romanova and Kayla Coyote. The two are captivating beauties from different parts of the world. Heidi shot in Kiev and Kayla in Santa Barbara. Beauty like theirs is worthy of crossing the pond, even if it means watching more Marvel films in cramped quarters. Happy Monday.
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"I swear, this girl has the body of an instagram filter. But do not worry, these photos are not doctored. Some women are just built like this. We had fun at her place and eventually got all her clothes off. That's in part 2. Expect it this weekend."
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It is hard to please me. This gallery of Annie Duque is another contribution from a photographer in Colombia. He first delivered the parts with the rocking horse and the watermelon. Then I gave him some feedback and asked for more indoors material. Luckily, Annie and he were generous with their time and effort. Even to this day, I cringe at seeing Christmas lights that are not turned on. I want to point this out because I am ashamed of myself. Annie is seemingly perfection and makes even adequate photography look superb. Don't hate, appreciate.
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"Here is part 2. I need to add a bonus video. And I will do it either today or at the latest, tomorrow. I just have a plane to catch right now. I was in California for the last 40ish hours photographing another incredible woman for yous. Hope ya' guys are doing well. Thanks for your patience. Sonya slaps, right?"
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Heidi Romanova possesses a beauty that can make me leave everything and fly alone into a distant country at war. Kiev is another lovely place with lovely people that I will eventually forget because of my failing brain. Take lots of pictures because everything is changing. I need to remember where I came from and who I have been.
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You might not like inked girls. You might hate seeing their ears with dangling gauges. I feel you. I prefer natural in almost every possible way. But then there comes along women like Kelly Lamprin. A person like her challenges me to accept individualism. Just as I don't want others to impose their tastes on my life, I need to realize that people want to do their own thing as well. I definitely do not have to photograph everyone, but I owe it to myself to photograph anyone that attracts me. Kelly still gets my vote.
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I promise, it was not my idea to break the internet. Sabrina Lynn made me do it. Enjoy a series from a warmer month and with a woman who doubles my heart rate every time. You can only find Sabrina sizzling like this here at Zishy. You're welcome, you mongrels.
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Here is part two and unless I do not survive the holidays, you can expect a part three with the unique Skye Blue. Recently someone else with nipple piercings told me that the hardware is prone to getting stanky. They described it similar to cheese. As disgusting as that sounds, I don't know if it would be enough to repel me from Skye. It was numbingly cold on this day in Texas. Thank Skye for being filled with that warrior's spirit.
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Lola Arburg strikes me as a very happy and positive person. She seemed to understand the aim of my site quite well. Lola wants to be celebrated as a beautiful, sexual creature that has the potential to unlock the hardened hearts of men. If you are a man, you surely have felt the social pressure which demands that you be tough and strong and hide your vulnerabilities. This is bullshit. If you want to feel real strength, try this homework assignment. Tell another man, preferably not a family member, that you love him. Or if for whatever reason you feel tears welling up when you are around others, do not hold them back. Funny how these are things that truly require balls.
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Tammy Kaimia was bursting with sexuality. She had some anxiety too, but that is often part of the package with the most sexual people I meet. Puritans, I am coming for your daughters. You think repressing sexuality is the solution, but that only works for a while. I am playing the long game. Future generations are not going to drink your shitty Kool-Aid. We won't be told our nature is uncouth. Your rules, your system, they did not work. Nice try, but is now our turn.
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Stella Cox loves bubble gum, rough sex, and looking great in photos. She said she caught the feels for a performer she was with a couple of days before our shoot. Apparently, this guy knew the perfect recipe of pain and degradation for Stella. But I'm sure that deep down he is really a sensitive, romantic-type. My envy isn't too obvious, right?
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Morgan Attwood is from a small town near San Jose. She is already in college now, but it was only a year or two ago that she played on a softball team in high school. Softball is basically baseball for girls and people with a greater appreciation for safety. Morgan still had some gear, so we said what the hell and visited a local park in the middle of a Summer day. Uncoincidentally, Sporty Spice was always my favorite.
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Pamela Aeris is a playful young lady from Phoenix. Half-kinky and half-goofy, she adores being in front of a camera. Pamela swears that she is bound for greatness. I just want world peace and to maintain my current occupation.
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Nadia Serbinenko took me to one of her workout spots. This woman is filled with energy. Her boyfriends better stay fit if they want to keep up. More nudi-tea with Nadia in a future update.
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Max brings us another woman from Ukraine. Nyla Rox has done some nude modeling but I doubt anything like Zishy. I mostly tell contributors to avoid doing anything which seems typical for other sites. I want the stuff that falls through the cracks. I to see all the humanity and personality that gets in the way for other publications. We are collecting souls here. Ukraine Rox.
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Introducing Solana Bardell, shot by our contributor, Vika. She is brave and appears to handle cold temperatures well. I love the cold because it is cruel and indifferent and forces me to prioritize survival. I am less bothered by someone's inappropriate speech or political leanings in the cold. The cold brings people together through its shared discomfort. In order to help out, I am offering a 15 discount off all Zishy winter merch. This year, get Billy Bowlegs from down the street one of our beautiful scarves or pair of Merino wool mittens. They won't break your bank and you will support the most entertaining smut available anywhere!
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Zishy back in your life! Here's that time I took Dabney Conrad to eat tacos at a place which tragically did not end up surviving the pandemic. Our muse apparently became quite excited as she flashed me, only steps away from others. I have a few outtakes that are a bit more explicit, which I am happy to share for a charitable tip sent my way preferably in crypto. Reach me for the deets. infozishy.com
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This segment of our show is brought to you by Dollar General. They meet all your essential grocery needs at any one of their 16,000 locations. Need vegetables? Corn chips, aisle eight. No teeth? No problem. Soak those crispy veggies in your favorite energy drink from aisle five. Been hitting the gym for that summer bod? Stock up on protein from the canned meat selection in aisle six. I had to drive out to the sticks for Luna Fey, but she is worth it. Fuck speed traps though.
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This is Kristina Proxy shot by our Ukrainian contributor, Alina. I am glad to know and communicate with humans who are at the center of this disgusting war. The struggle is real. It makes me sick to think that there are people on each side profiting off the ongoing destruction. Thank god that these scoundrels are not the ones who hold any real power and can control the information and narrative. Thank god we all know who the good guys and the bad guys are. Thank god everything is so clear and no one needs to question anything. We just have to hang our flags, send our money, and trust that it will all be over soon. We got this. More Kristina in a future update. For those wondering about the change of looks mid-set, I kindly asked Alina to show us Kristina without makeup after her first upload.
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Shyla Volbeck has returned to give it one last go at Zishy. Part two will follow shortly. Shyla is exceptional among the exceptional. I had a friend present when I photographed Shyla. She was baffled. I can't believe what is going on, she's so amazing. Yeah, that pretty sums up my experience with Shyla. I know this one is a bit soft for all you skin-cravers, but don't worry. We will make up for it.
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If you are doing everything right and nobody is trying to cancel you, then you are not going at it hard enough. Either there are more assholes out there now more than ever, OR sick people are exploiting cancel culture as an attack vector. Hmmm, I wonder. It is a shame, because I know many claims are true and many victims are taken advantage of, but to think that almost everyone interesting or successful is a deranged predator is a hard pill to swallow. Whatever paranoid nonsense you hear about Liz Jordan going missing since our shoot last month in the woods, well, that is just FAKE NEWS. I am sure she will turn up perfectly fine.
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Tomorrow, I will bring you part two of this morning's photos. Claudia Veneza is one of the women that the others try to resemble with filters and wonky angles, as they contort their less-picturesque bodies on Instagram. Drugs like this demand a slow drip.
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I might be a cruel bastard, but at least I am honest. Here is part two of Liz Jordan in bed. She is the type of person who can take an innocent cup of water and turn it into something sexual. What a kook. What a talent. We need more like Liz. That xtra is still coming, should have it by tomorrow. Settle down, people.
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Jasmine Jazz reached out to us with a proposition. She was headed to an exotic destination in the South Pacific and she had a friend who could work a camera, so why not shoot some Zishy? Clever girl. Jasmine and her photographer only had one shot at this, so it had to right the first time. There are a few things I would do differently, but I am a neurotic bastard. You are here for beautiful women in provocative photos and that is exactly what Jasmine delivers.
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Kanye West says he battles porn and sex addiction, proving that he's just like the rest of us. I only hope that he's a member of this site. I hope he sees Dita Vetone and gets inspired to make another beautiful hip hop ballad that will carry on to our future generations. A song that will lead us through these awful times. A work of art that makes us alll forget that we are in the midst of getting flushed down the Earth's toilet like the smelly turds that we so indifferently have become. I'm only playing. I'm an optimist. I have this great new ab workout that I'm going to post to Instagram stories. It's going to change everything.
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Brandy Gila is on summer break from her university. I traveled to Tucson, Arizona to photograph her. She welcomed me into her home, where Brandy lives with her family. Luckily, she is left all to herself while her parents work. She has the freedom to invite over wonderful photographers to document her beauty. Tucson gets so fucking hot that you feel your skin bake within 2 minutes in the sun. Today, it should get up to 107F or 42C. Ouch is right. Brandy is worth the roast.
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Giana Van Patten took me with her to run an errand. She needed a snack, she needed a smoke. I documented the whole adventure. Try to imagine how much pain I must feel when I walk in a city and see so many beautiful women that I would want to photograph in perverse ways, but simply can't. They can't all be Gianas. God bless the Internet.
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A few months ago, I put together that quarantine selfie challenge. Dubsie wasn't crazy about the mask idea. The whole thing felt so novelty, so temporary. Now it feels like masks are never going away. Anyways, Dubsie dug the ZishTok idea instead and submitted this contribution. More Dubs in the future.
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Gabbie Carter thinks she would make a horrible stripper, claiming that her dance moves would embarrass herself. Oh nonsense! Any stripclub owner would sacrifice their firstborn just to have Gabbie make an unannounced special appearance on their mainstage. For a minute, I thought Gabbie's lack of confidence as a dancer would prohibit her participation in the ZishTok series, but no, her generous and funloving nature quickly launched Gabbie into movement. She also loves Grimes, so that definitely helps. Keep bumpin', Ms. Carter.Gabbie Carter thinks she would make a horrible stripper, claiming that her dance moves would embarrass herself. Oh nonsense! Any stripclub owner would sacrifice their firstborn just to have Gabbie make an unannounced special appearance on their mainstage. For a minute, I thought Gabbie's lack of confidence as a dancer would prohibit her participation in the ZishTok series, but no, her generous and funloving nature quickly launched Gabbie into movement. She also loves Grimes, so that definitely helps. Keep bumpin', Ms. Carter.Gabbie Carter thinks she would make a horrible stripper, claiming that her dance moves would embarrass herself. Oh nonsense! Any stripclub owner would sacrifice their firstborn just to have Gabbie make an unannounced special appearance on their mainstage. For a minute, I thought Gabbie's lack of confidence as a dancer would prohibit her participation in the ZishTok series, but no, her generous and funloving nature quickly launched Gabbie into movement. She also loves Grimes, so that definitely helps. Keep bumpin', Ms. Carter.Gabbie Carter thinks she would make a horrible stripper, claiming that her dance moves would embarrass herself. Oh nonsense! Any stripclub owner would sacrifice their firstborn just to have Gabbie make an unannounced special appearance on their mainstage. For a minute, I thought Gabbie's lack of confidence as a dancer would prohibit her participation in the ZishTok series, but no, her generous and funloving nature quickly launched Gabbie into movement. She also loves Grimes, so that definitely helps. Keep bumpin', Ms. Carter.
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There is no one better to feature in a ZishTok dance video than Meadow Brink. This lively young woman kicked off the Quarantine Challenge and made plenty of fans with her powerful beauty and sexual energy. I will never expect anything typical from Meadow Brink. She is lighting in a bottle.
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Here's a new series of videos that I have been working on with a few of the beautiful women that participated in the quarantine challenge. I requested some dancing videos, sorta like an R-rated TikTok. All of us are supposed to be stuck at home, so why not? Lady Noire is incredible by the way. Her vibrant performance is exactly what I had in mind. Let me know what you think.
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Happy Saturday. Here is a bonus video to go with yesterday's update. Enjoy your weekend.
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Moon Torrance is from Southern California. She decided to make a ZishTok video for us. I think she did a pretty good job. Belch. Moon tells me that she reads the Bible every morning. The difference between what's good and what's evil is often unclear to me, but if you have a body like Moon's, it must at least be a little rude not to share it. Yawn. Ok, time for rest. Will definitely be ready for Breakfast tomorrow morning and then a two-hour drive to a girl's apartment. Her first shoot ever. Stay jelly.
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Giulia Wylde loves Grimes. So we made a little dance video for y'all. I hope you enjoy it. Giulia was sick to her stomach the night before, but once she heard the music of Claire Boucher, the lights started coming back on. Please let Giulia know if you like her content here at Zishy. Some encouragement might help get her back sooner rather than never.
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Alice Taylor is a busy college student and even worked on the frontlines in the treatment of COVID patients at the peak of quarantine. Her job was to check temps and question those entering a medical facility. I doubt anyone realized the level of kinkster that was behind her mask. Alice was kind enough to supply me with several diverse clips for this epic ZishTok video. She even recorded one while she was taking a bathroom break at work. Alice is as boldly perverted as they come and yes, truly loves Metallica.
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Another entry into the ZishTok video series. This one is from a beautiful person that goes by the interesting name, Alevtina Batman. She gave me the unfortunate news that she contracted the coronavirus subsequent to making this video. I am not too worried. Alevtina is young, healthy, and only has mild symptoms after eight days. Shortness of breath being the worst, which is poetic because Alevtina is now passing this condition to viewers of her video. More Zishy is planned for her. So fuck off, coronavirus!
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Another ZishTok extraordinaire. Meet the all-natural Nala Brooks. Yes, ALL natural. More of her to come. Enjoy your weekend.
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Howdy! Here's a 10 minute long video digest featuring footage from the last three photo updates. I might make a habit of doing videos this way. Let me know what you think. Have a great weekend and don't go rubbing your crotch on a cheese grater. That would hurt. xoxo
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"When I watch this footage of Ileana Burgos, a scenario plays out in my head. I imagine that Vicky, our contributor, photographed Ileana at her criminal kingpin boyfriend's plush apartment. During the process, they did lines and devolved into sex-hungry animals, mostly inspired by Ileana's wicked nude figure. After her shower, one thing led to another and the group decided to move the party to the bedroom, where an intense threesome would last over two and a half hours. Sergio's sheets were ruined. Much of the activity was filmed, but sadly, not delivered to your humble narrator. In truth, probably nothing of the sort took place and they all just got froyo together after a tiring, but innocent day. Yeh. We aren't missing anything. Right? Right."
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As promised, here is a video of Kerin Metzger. I wish her luck and hope she returns to us safely after her adventures as a Christian missionary in Central America. A woman like her is on a very short list of reasons for me to ever crack open a Bible.
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It has been a minute since I uploaded a Zishtok. I needed someone like Agos Firenze to remind me how special they are. Miley Cyrus was not on my musical radar up until Agos sent me this video. Now I am a Smiler for life. Could you imagine the sacrifices that any of us would make in order to be with such a woman? I'd start making my bed in the morning. I'd shut off my phone by 8pm. I'd even start using deodorant again. Having someone like Agos could be very dangerous. It could alter my entire identity. But if given the chance, I doubt any of us would pass up the opportunity. More of Agos from Argentina come.
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"I hope I have more experiences like this. I am ready."
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As promised, a 9-minute video compilation of Gabbie being Gabbie. She's great. I'm putting together some xtra content of her too.
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In a chemically altered state of consciousness, I have decided to bring you this video without any editing. These are the clips just as I received them. Let me know in the comments what you think. I was looking for video on Reina, but realized there wasn't much from the night of that pizza date. Then, I stumbled upon this footage of Valya Easton. Who knew she was so comfortable dancing and singing for the camera? I thought she was a quiet, serious type from her photos. Her sexy voice is also a nice surprise.
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"This edit turned out too long to simply be considered bonus video. Runtime is about 7:30 min., so I made it a standalone update. Hope you appreciate Debra as much as I do."
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Today, I bring you a video digest of my time with Katya Nesterova. It reminds me how playful and adventurous she is. Katya had every reason to treat me like the clumsy, oblivious foreigner that I am whilst in Russia, yet she never gave me a hint of attitude. For this, I pray that Xenu will bless her soul. The other day on the 'gram, I saw that Katya recently became a mother. Life moves pretty fast ...
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"Just put together an 11-minute edit from the video footage made available of Hanna Nasochi. Due to the sheer length, I decided to make it a standalone update. The first half is from her early pregnancy and the second half is recorded closer to her due date. It is great to see Hanna maintain the same positive, upbeat energy throughout. I am sure it also helped that our contributor, Alina, is her friend in real life. Stay human."
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Here is a natural-as-they-come woman from the US that I met online. She has a peculiar name, Zeta BB. I think it has something to do with BB8 from Star Wars, but I could be way off. I don't have a very good memory. I just remember she lived in Michigan for a while and now she's on the West Coast. She caters to hair lovers, which one might often label me. Hey, I grew up when back when having body hair wasn't the equivalent of a war crime. It is what it is.
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Lila Love makes her Zishy debut with a playful and tempting dance to one of my recent favorite bands. Supposedly, King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is being pushed hard by the YouTube algo. That's what my buddy says, anyways. I appreciate The Gizz because they take many chances creatively. Their music often feels like a throwback to more melodic times, but it can also be quite diverse and unpredictable. More Lila to come. She's an exceptionally fun hang and I got persistence.
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A video of the hygienic Ira Sedina as promised.
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As promised, here is a nice long video from my time with Rikki Till and Stella Garmen. These two women went above and beyond to fulfill my dark, twisted fantasies. Weed still works.
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"Decided to bring you the full 6-minute video footage of Julia Campos raw and unedited. We see her struggle to contain herself at the café as she enjoys a milkshake, among other things. Then, Julia shows off her incredible figure while dancing and stripping back home. This one also seemed worthy of being its own update. Gonna have to find a way to get more Julia. What a woman!"
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Here is a nice long shower video to go with the previous update from these two incredible women. Sometimes I am smart enough to keep it simple. Hope you enjoy.
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"We finally get to hear Sofi Levchenko's voice in this 12-minute exposé. She discusses (in Russian) some of her experiences as an international model. Sofi also sings, dances, and strips for us since Maksym, our contributor, knows how to ask so nicely. And of course, we get to see Sofi make her mess with the drinkable yogurt. I shouldn't be turned on by Activia, right?"
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"I have been racked with guilt (not really) about lagging with video delivery over the last week. So today, we have some playful footage from Max's day with Lana Lane. As the holiday season fades away, I will have more time to devote to editing. With school back in session and that pesky family stuff out of the way, ol' Santa Venice can focus on the smut. See you tomorrow."
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In this video, Adriene Macedo gives us some Sublime karaoke. She dances, spins, leaps, shakes, and talks about her supernatural figure. To be completely honest with you, even if I weren't its creator, I'd be a huge fan of Zishy too. Enjoy your day.
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"Here we have over six and a half minutes of video with the ridiculous Samadhi Amour. She dances, shakes, and strips for all humanity to admire. I wager that this experience will travel to the far reaches of the internet for generations to come, as it should. I want my great grandchildren to behold Samadhi's beauty. And try to relax, this isn't the last you and I will be seeing of her."
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Here's a video of my time with these three incredible women. For those of you who haven't followed the story behind this day, Vero had to leave early to get to work. You won this time, McDonald's. Next time, I'm thinking bomb threat.
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"Hope you don't mind this late addition of a bonus video, but I was busy this week shooting bottle rockets at the neighborhood cats. Here's a couple more of minutes of fun with Liz Jordan teasing, shaking and flashing deep in the heart of Texas. It doesn't get more American than this. See you guys on Monday."
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No, my n words, I did not watch the latest series on Netflix or Hulu or whatever. I don't care how Spiderboy was made or if the new Batman is transgender or if MGK is on the spectrum. Why would I waste my time on nonsense that doesn't change my life? I watch Zishy. That's it. I focus on popping boners, stacking Sats, and cementing my legacy at the gym. Do what you dig. I dig Hazel Moore.