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I took psychedelic mushrooms once. A friend gave them to me for my birthday. I ate a few on a random weekday while I was supposed to be editing for the site. Needless to say, I didn't get much done that afternoon. I listened to some music and then got stuck watching videos on YouTube. One minute I felt like going out for a run or maybe dancing in the sun and then seconds later I wanted to bury myself into the couch. I was on a physical and emotional rollercoaster of which I had little control. I felt gross to be honest. But I still may experiment again. I hear nature is a more ideal setting. Vivi Kuanas doesn't need drugs. She is a trip to be around sober as a judge.
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"She needed a part two and the photographer needed to capture Victoria Ramos more than once in her bedroom. You won't hear any complaints from me. Word from Argentina is that Victoria wants to do more shooting for Zishy. I think we can accommodate."
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One day, I decided to make the trip up to Pittsburgh and meet Rikki Till and Stella Garmen. Rikki is the one in pink. We arrived at the Phipps Conservatory late, but managed to see/reveal a few things. I have considered making Zishy a highly organized and categorized database. But I feel this would remove an element of surprise and possibly even some humanity. Ever since the adult web was overrun by Manwin/Pornhub, our sexuality has been analyzed and passed through numerous algorithms. We are spoon fed what we like and nothing more. Clicks may have been maximized, but a bottleneck has been placed on creativity. I have hope though that this wave will recede. Sex will not be contained.
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"Here is what I have left of the lovely Lissa. I will see if we can get more of her, but I wouldn't hold my breath. I will also add a bonus video later today if there is enough decent footage (if there is any, it ain't much). Lissa knows how to make our popsicles drip. AI wrote that. Wasn't me."
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You guys must be thinking the same thing. How shitty Diet Coke tastes. You are right. I concur. But still, Sabrina Lynn is like Spring; always lovely, always welcomed, a gift from the heavens. Jesus, Odin, Ganesh, they all must have teamed up on this one. Accept no substitutes, go for the real thing.
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"Daphne Dare invites us into her quiet, pink chambers for this intimate session. Her room is filled with all things girly, including a cat, sewing machine, countless stuffies, a large bottle of coconut rum, and mandatory massage wand. I could tell right away that this was her safe space, its own little world that she doesn't regularly share with just anyone. Thanks, Daphne. Part 2 tomorrow."
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Tea is great. I don't know if it will have the same effect that you see here on all Russian women, but then again, all Russian women are not Jia Lissa. As soon as she opened the door, I knew I was in for an endurance race. Jia's energy is seemingly boundless. She throws magic at a photographer until they tap out. Luckily for us, I have put in my road work this season.
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Let us take a moment of silence for those who will suffer due to the irresponsible acts caused by this update. Presley Callen can put some viewers in a manic or intoxicated state. And we mustn't forget the increased probability of cardiac incidents. Unfortunately, Zishy does not come with a warning label, and if it did, I have little faith it would be effective. Basically, I search for women who temporarily impair our judgement. And still, some people ask how I got this way. Stay fruity.
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At some point, we need to tell these assholes, to whom we give a significant part of our paychecks to, that they can all hit the bricks. They fuck with our environment, our health, our safety, our children's futures. They even fuck with our pathetic existence on the goddamn Internet. Not cool, bros. At some point, we need to grow a pair and say enough is enough. They can't come after us all if nobody complies. Death to the broken system. Despite everything, Trista Jakes still has the ability to put a smile on my face. Our move. Let me know when you are ready.
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It ain't easy being greasy. You want to roll with beauties like Jasmine Simco? The worst thing you can do is to up a front. Only when you are your true self will people feel comfortable enough to reveal their true selves. I love you guys, and I hope you know these magic moments would not be possible without you. If it were up to me, all my work would be free. But hey, even God asks for money when you step into her temples. Mouths must be fed. Night-night.
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I met Blair Williams at her home in San Diego. She has a spare room that she uses as a makeshift gym. I asked if I could document one of her actual workouts and she obliged. With a person like Blair, sex is always on the tip of the tongue. At any moment, lust can overtake her and certain things can happen. Hence, Blair showed me another of her favorite activities that involves a personal massage appliance. Here's to repressive upbringings and genuine sex freaks. GGG was robbed and shitty judging is bad for the fighters, the fans, and the entire sport.
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And now a farewell to another special girl, Patience Dolder. This lanky, quirky beauty is not ashamed of her powerful sexuality. Since these were taken, Patience returned to Colorado to start a family. I am guessing it was with a guy who she dated for years, but took a break from while she sowed some of her wild oats via Zishy and other experiences. I was happy to oblige and do my part. Sometimes, I wonder how this freaky vegan is raising her child and carrying on with her life. But I'll be damned if I am going to jump on Facebook and do any research. Facebook sucks.
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You can try to roll with women like Giana Van Patten, but you must check your fear at the door. This woman lives for today and today only. Giana has a thirst for big city thrills, having grown up in rural Kentucky. One could call Los Angeles her new home, but really it's just where this year's party is at.
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That heart of yours ain't gonna last forever. You might as well dip that fried piece of potato into the mayonnaise and savor this experience. To all of you who think that my occupation is a dream come true you are right. Partially, anyways. As with any job, there are always new challenges. Who knows how long I can do this type of shit before the every inch of the planet is being surveilled by AI. And how about risks? Nalani Dacus could have held me at gunpoint for my camera equipment. Christ, I underestimated that edible. Anyways, thanks for the memories, everyone.
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Ivah Anseline brought me to this park in Long Beach which was not overrun by homelessness. But don't be fooled, these photos were taken a while ago before California had completely decided to perform harakiri. Ivah is now safe in a different state along with the many others who felt their Hollywood dreams were not worth being burnt to a crisp in a Zombie apocalypse. Go figure.
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I finally rewatched 'Avatar'. The first time didn't count since I was wearing 3D glasses and snorting adrenachrome. As much as I enjoy the movie's visual effects, I still can not get completely behind the story. Life on Earth has never resembled the one on Pandora. Nature is a cruel bitch that wants to kill us as much as we want to run from it. The wilderness does not radiate with sweet love at night, Mr. Cameron. I am pretty sure you prefer to sleep in a comfortable bed, behind locked doors just like my pampered ass. Anyways, Ophelia Palantine has a lovely smile.
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If you visit Latvia, you might not be able to find a woman like Oxana Chic. But you should be able to visit Rozengrls and eat medieval dishes by candlelight. That is still pretty cool. Oxana is a creative young woman living in a struggling economy. She has used her desirable appearance to put herself through performance arts school and ultimately to survive. I could cry about Oxana's other work, but then I remember, it is just sex. I show less here at Zishy, and be honest, make you want these women more than any other site. BTW, I tried her bacon salad and it was fucking amazing.
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As my home roasts under the Texas heat, I am comfortably lying in bed in another part of the world. There is a cool breeze entering the open windows. It makes me realize how important and yet counter-productive a singular perspective can be. What one person knows or thinks they know is often not enough. We need unrestricted communication from a variety of sources to help us see through bias. In other words, the sanctions don't do shit, as far as I can tell. And if your news is only reporting that your side is winning, then it is probably lying to you. Like Norm MacDonald wisely pointed out, isn't it odd how history always has the good guys winning? Obviously, I am ranting. I just want to keep the good times rolling. For me, photographing Kari Pitinova was one of those good times.
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Hi Guys. I am back with an update of the renowned Gabbie Carter. Even my uncle was like, You should bring back that really popular porn star from Texas, the one with the insane tits. Well, family comes first. Here you go. This is Gabbie in her most natural of states. Good luck finding anything else out there that is more real or raw from this superstar. I will add bonus video footage from the day in a future post. Do yourself a favor and keep Zishy at the top of your bookmarks. Talk soon.
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Here are more adventures from Spain with Madeline Escobar. It took a minute for me to get used to the accepted nudity at the beach, but once I did, I realized how fucked up the rest of the world is. Thank you for the perspective, Barcelona. One more update of Madeline in your future if you stay tuned to Elon Musk's favorite internet site, Zishy.
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On this Cinco de Mayo, we head south to share a picnic with Susanna Torres. She isn't from Mexico, but do you care? Susanna is quite the ray of sunshine and is photographed here by Pepe, our newest contributor. Pepe used to be a shy, overweight degenerate with four children in an abusive marriage. He was always broke and unhappy. Under the tutelage of Andrew Tate's Hustler University, Pepe started eating clean, working out, and becoming more business-minded. He eventually amassed a fortune by scamming tourists in his country, but sadly, had to abandon his family while on this journey to personal empowerment. Long story short, Pepe felt empty inside, even while driving a Ferrari F8 Spider. So over the last year, Pepe decided to reinvent himself yet again and become a respectable photographer of nude women. Congrats, Pepe. Don't let me down.
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Hey gang. I'm traveling and photographing two wonderful women in Arizona this weekend. Sorry for the delay. I'll post a shower video from this slippery update of Ira Sedina within the next 48 hours. Ira isn't the most outwardly expressive, but if you're like me, you didn't notice that because you were too distracted by her beauty. Talk soon. Z
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I have received several requests for more Luisa Medrano, so today is some members' lucky day. Here, we have our contributor, Viky, taking Luisa out for a burger and beers, then heading home for more revealing photography. Viky says Luisa loves her and loves Zishy. Kinda makes me jealous watching someone else do my job, but let us keep that on the DL. This isn't the last you will see of Luisa's young, delicate beauty.
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I know today is a really important holiday in the US, but maybe some of you Americans will be able to spare a few minutes to appreciate Stacy Antropova. I am confident it will take most of you less than ten. Anyways, this is another contributor update brought to you by Victoria Minina. The curves on Stacy are quite perplexing. I asked ChatGPT to explain why other women are not built this way and it just said, Please send her contact info and social media. Odd.
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Guys, I feel that I have misled you in some way and I am tired of carrying around all this guilt. I must make a shocking confession. I am trans. I was born a female. I wore dresses, played with dolls, tortured kittens, you know, everything that little girls normally do. But something never felt right. I began getting interested in trucks and math and even started fantasizing about my teenage babysitter, Jessica. I wanted to do everything that boys did, I wanted to eventually pleasure women in the ways only men could--the dick, the balls, the large bank account. I needed it all. So after third grade, I made the leap. I started taking hormone blockers and surgically transitioned to becoming a man. I have to say, it was the best decision that I ever made as a child. God bless Portland and Patsy Ford.
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Here is a long video and more pics from that time I took Katherine Prerija to a nude beach in Barcelona. I have a feeling she enjoyed the adoration from everyone around. There are also a few explicit extras which are exclusive to any kind tippers. You can now tip straight from Twitter, or just email me for instructions. I am realzishy on Twitter. Follow me there because Instagram is lame. Talk soon.
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My absolute almost favorite model is back. This is when Gia Ohmy took me to one of her regular West Palm Beach eateries. We were eventually kicked out, but it was fun while it lasted. Apparently, a strict rule of theirs is to limit the use of the bathroom to one person at a time. Fascists. Anyways, we did enjoy Howley's BLT, minus the lettuce, plus the cheese. Or was it their signature grilled cheese, add bacon and tomato? Hell if I remember. I just know that Gia likes it indulgent and spicy. No complaints here besides her penchant for mendacity.
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Happy Cinco De Mayo. In commemoration of such an historic event, I bring you some photos of a lovely person that I met in Ukraine. Correct, Yana West is not Mexican, but she does have braces, which is something you get very affordably in Mexico. Do you hate braces? Just relax, because Yana is naturally supercharged from head to toe. More of her to come.
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These have been held in the Zishy archives for a minute. Anthony, our contributor from Portland said it best, Girls like Stella don't come through very often. Yeah, man. I know. That is why I remotely commissioned a few shoots with this rare bird. And I will be real with you because hardly anyone ever is, I offered Stella to travel and shoot with me as well. She refused and blocked me for asking if it was possible to pack on a few pounds. See, Stella had slimmed down quite a bit after shooting with Anthony. Live and learn. Don't ask for shit. Just take it as it comes. Or don't take it at all. Video tomorrow.
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"Part two as promised. Taya Helenova's tattoo claims that she is wild. I am beginning to be convinced. More Taya is promised in warmer times. And with a friend."
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"This update starts off with Lissa Mendez looking serious, to be honest, possibly even a little pissed. Gradually, we see her loosen up in front of our eyes. That million dollar smile reemerges, and all is right again in the universe. I don't know the entire story behind it, but along with you, I look forward to downloading more information on Lissa in part two. Together we will get to the bottom of this. See ya tomorrow. Z"
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I planned to take Florida Mishlove to an upscale L.A. hotel for some photos. We needed attire that would blend her in with the clientele, which wasn't particularly necessary since even A-list celebrities can often pass for vagrants. But just the same, I wanted to see Florida in heels and a frock. We stopped at Urban Outfitters and she picked an outfit which met her eclectic taste. After that, it was off to the races. I truly wonder if anyone ever watches those security cameras.
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"Sammy Loble might be full of herself, but she might also have reason to be. We give attractive people everything while they are at their peak, and very little once we recognize their beauty's decline. It is a cruel game that only offers temporary victories. Ultimately, each player loses everything and goes home in tears. So maybe Sammy is on to something. Maybe we should all have portraits of ourselves on our walls."
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After some deep thought and self reflection, I have decided to retire as a photographer. I give this only 1 or 2 more decades and then that's it. No more Zishing around. Perhaps my announcement seems premature, but I must prepare myself mentally for such an imminent void. I will certainly miss beauties like Eloisa Guerra. I will miss witnessing nerves like hers quickly transform into excitement and enthusiasm. I started this venture just to have fun, but now I do it for money ... and for fun. Fun is definitely more fun when accompanied by money. Don't work too hard. Happy 2020.
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"I feel real bad that Pamela Cuevano had to endure numerous bug bites during this photoshoot for Zishy. Our contributor, Francisco, was slightly less fortunate and came down with a mild case of malaria. A few days staycation in a hospital bed and he's back on his feet. No harm, no foul. And no paid leave, of course. Who knew that such awful diseases were easily spread by insects? Nature is metal."
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Set the bar high. I have probably been rejected by more people than you have ever met. I have been told that my photography is shit, that my taste is shit, that my existence is abhorrent. Yet, here I am. Telling you to set the bar high. Encouraging you to keep pushing for your dreams. Some of mine have come true and I sure am glad that I have not given up. Judge yourself by the small victories that you are able to achieve each day. Play the long game. Order the pineapple fried rice. Get the extra peanut sauce, but only if you earned it. Lacole Sawyer had never tried Thai food. She became a fan.
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"Happy Holidays, degens. I am in a rush to make it to Christmas Mass with the family. It is the one time of year that I am willing to do such a thing. This is the season for community, generosity, and finding profound meaning beyond your own wants and desires. Plus, the women usually get dolled up and look delightful. So, Merry Christmas, everybody. Get a few fartcoins for those special people in your life. I will add a bonus video in your stocking (to this update) by tomorrow."
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Ushna Malik is another one with insistent fans that have eagerly awaited her return. We took these at a place that very much resembles Laguna Gloria, a popular wedding destination in Austin, Texas. We got photo-bombed by a bride taking pictures in the background. Ushna stole a glass of champagne, non-alcoholic of course. And I was reminded why there so many are obsessed with this woman's exotic beauty. Art rocks.
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Nina Presley told me she used to be heavier. Now she feels great, knowing that she has some control over the situation. It makes me think of the whole environmental crisis. You know, the one that seems to be looming over everyone's future? The crisis that is almost too scary to even think about. That one. Well there is hope. Apparently, most of the damage has been done by us and during recent human history. If humans can cause the problem, changing our ways can also be the solution. It's worth a shot.
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Clara Mabee is a rather attractive European woman who has found herself living in Denver, Colorado. I needed a refill of my herbal supplements, so I decided to make a quick trip to the Mile-High City. Clara's regular job is as a hostess at a sports bar. This was a particularly hot afternoon and she rushing to be at work, but Clara had just enough time to tease my socks off in front of the Colorado State Capitol Building.
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Here is an incredibly beautiful young woman getting cheeky inside a Yogurtland. Dallas Mills exemplifies why I even started Zishy in the first place. I avoided explicit nudity so that my pool of talent was larger. I also knew that nudity is not what makes a photograph sexy. I have seen plenty of boring nude photography. So just enjoy Dallas and come back tomorrow for a bonus encore.
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Faina Bona skates into our lives from some icy paradise in Europe. This was a first attempt from the contributing photographer. They did some things really well, but others could use tweaking. These photos were taken last winter if that matters to you. Part two will start in a similar outfit but during a warmer day. Faina is a delicate beauty to behold in all conditions.
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Here's the last update of Kai Marley. She is an awesome model who has since retired to become a mommy. We had a lot of fun together since she is as crazy as yours truly. I met her when she worked for a weed-delivery service in Los Angeles. Can't wait until the rest of the world catches up. Good luck, Kai.
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Nickey Huntsman teases the camera while shopping on Ventura Boulevard in Sherman Oaks. Nickey's striking facial features have built her a large online following. She admits to constantly being compared to that Overly Attached Girlfriend meme. Ironically, Nickey is the likely one to become overly attached to in a relationship. I used to be involved with a girl who would take pictures of me while I slept. She kept this odd scrapbook of yours truly. We almost made it past the one-month milestone in our relationship.
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I flew to Denver to photograph a tall, leggy, gorgeous blonde named Dannell Norfolk. The temperatures were icy cold, but you could have fooled me. This incredible woman can thaw out the chilliest of bones. Dannell has the looks to pull off snooty fashion editorials, yet also has the nerves to flash a camera at her neighborhood diner. Women like this AND weed? I hope I die and go to Colorado.
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Thanks to some of you for paying me to fulfill this interesting occupation. I am not going to be buying gold Versace thongs anytime soon, like some douchey producers I know, but any revenue is just the cherry on top. The real reward is less tangible but more visceral. Imagine if you were given the opportunity to have women like Alyssa Weiber strip and tease you in a TJ Maxx on some random Tuesday evening. That is a pretty good existence, right? I must have done something noble in a past life.
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Kanye West says he battles porn and sex addiction, proving that he's just like the rest of us. I only hope that he's a member of this site. I hope he sees Dita Vetone and gets inspired to make another beautiful hip hop ballad that will carry on to our future generations. A song that will lead us through these awful times. A work of art that makes us alll forget that we are in the midst of getting flushed down the Earth's toilet like the smelly turds that we so indifferently have become. I'm only playing. I'm an optimist. I have this great new ab workout that I'm going to post to Instagram stories. It's going to change everything.
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Jasmine Jazz reached out to us with a proposition. She was headed to an exotic destination in the South Pacific and she had a friend who could work a camera, so why not shoot some Zishy? Clever girl. Jasmine and her photographer only had one shot at this, so it had to right the first time. There are a few things I would do differently, but I am a neurotic bastard. You are here for beautiful women in provocative photos and that is exactly what Jasmine delivers.
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Brandy Gila is on summer break from her university. I traveled to Tucson, Arizona to photograph her. She welcomed me into her home, where Brandy lives with her family. Luckily, she is left all to herself while her parents work. She has the freedom to invite over wonderful photographers to document her beauty. Tucson gets so fucking hot that you feel your skin bake within 2 minutes in the sun. Today, it should get up to 107F or 42C. Ouch is right. Brandy is worth the roast.
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Giana Van Patten took me with her to run an errand. She needed a snack, she needed a smoke. I documented the whole adventure. Try to imagine how much pain I must feel when I walk in a city and see so many beautiful women that I would want to photograph in perverse ways, but simply can't. They can't all be Gianas. God bless the Internet.
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Giulia Wylde loves Grimes. So we made a little dance video for y'all. I hope you enjoy it. Giulia was sick to her stomach the night before, but once she heard the music of Claire Boucher, the lights started coming back on. Please let Giulia know if you like her content here at Zishy. Some encouragement might help get her back sooner rather than never.
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Alice Taylor is a busy college student and even worked on the frontlines in the treatment of COVID patients at the peak of quarantine. Her job was to check temps and question those entering a medical facility. I doubt anyone realized the level of kinkster that was behind her mask. Alice was kind enough to supply me with several diverse clips for this epic ZishTok video. She even recorded one while she was taking a bathroom break at work. Alice is as boldly perverted as they come and yes, truly loves Metallica.
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Another ZishTok extraordinaire. Meet the all-natural Nala Brooks. Yes, ALL natural. More of her to come. Enjoy your weekend.
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A few months ago, I put together that quarantine selfie challenge. Dubsie wasn't crazy about the mask idea. The whole thing felt so novelty, so temporary. Now it feels like masks are never going away. Anyways, Dubsie dug the ZishTok idea instead and submitted this contribution. More Dubs in the future.
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Another entry into the ZishTok video series. This one is from a beautiful person that goes by the interesting name, Alevtina Batman. She gave me the unfortunate news that she contracted the coronavirus subsequent to making this video. I am not too worried. Alevtina is young, healthy, and only has mild symptoms after eight days. Shortness of breath being the worst, which is poetic because Alevtina is now passing this condition to viewers of her video. More Zishy is planned for her. So fuck off, coronavirus!
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Gabbie Carter thinks she would make a horrible stripper, claiming that her dance moves would embarrass herself. Oh nonsense! Any stripclub owner would sacrifice their firstborn just to have Gabbie make an unannounced special appearance on their mainstage. For a minute, I thought Gabbie's lack of confidence as a dancer would prohibit her participation in the ZishTok series, but no, her generous and funloving nature quickly launched Gabbie into movement. She also loves Grimes, so that definitely helps. Keep bumpin', Ms. Carter.Gabbie Carter thinks she would make a horrible stripper, claiming that her dance moves would embarrass herself. Oh nonsense! Any stripclub owner would sacrifice their firstborn just to have Gabbie make an unannounced special appearance on their mainstage. For a minute, I thought Gabbie's lack of confidence as a dancer would prohibit her participation in the ZishTok series, but no, her generous and funloving nature quickly launched Gabbie into movement. She also loves Grimes, so that definitely helps. Keep bumpin', Ms. Carter.Gabbie Carter thinks she would make a horrible stripper, claiming that her dance moves would embarrass herself. Oh nonsense! Any stripclub owner would sacrifice their firstborn just to have Gabbie make an unannounced special appearance on their mainstage. For a minute, I thought Gabbie's lack of confidence as a dancer would prohibit her participation in the ZishTok series, but no, her generous and funloving nature quickly launched Gabbie into movement. She also loves Grimes, so that definitely helps. Keep bumpin', Ms. Carter.Gabbie Carter thinks she would make a horrible stripper, claiming that her dance moves would embarrass herself. Oh nonsense! Any stripclub owner would sacrifice their firstborn just to have Gabbie make an unannounced special appearance on their mainstage. For a minute, I thought Gabbie's lack of confidence as a dancer would prohibit her participation in the ZishTok series, but no, her generous and funloving nature quickly launched Gabbie into movement. She also loves Grimes, so that definitely helps. Keep bumpin', Ms. Carter.
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There is no one better to feature in a ZishTok dance video than Meadow Brink. This lively young woman kicked off the Quarantine Challenge and made plenty of fans with her powerful beauty and sexual energy. I will never expect anything typical from Meadow Brink. She is lighting in a bottle.
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Happy Saturday. Here is a bonus video to go with yesterday's update. Enjoy your weekend.
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Here's a new series of videos that I have been working on with a few of the beautiful women that participated in the quarantine challenge. I requested some dancing videos, sorta like an R-rated TikTok. All of us are supposed to be stuck at home, so why not? Lady Noire is incredible by the way. Her vibrant performance is exactly what I had in mind. Let me know what you think.
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Moon Torrance is from Southern California. She decided to make a ZishTok video for us. I think she did a pretty good job. Belch. Moon tells me that she reads the Bible every morning. The difference between what's good and what's evil is often unclear to me, but if you have a body like Moon's, it must at least be a little rude not to share it. Yawn. Ok, time for rest. Will definitely be ready for Breakfast tomorrow morning and then a two-hour drive to a girl's apartment. Her first shoot ever. Stay jelly.
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Hey! They also made a video for us. Thanks, guys.
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"Here we have over six and a half minutes of video with the ridiculous Samadhi Amour. She dances, shakes, and strips for all humanity to admire. I wager that this experience will travel to the far reaches of the internet for generations to come, as it should. I want my great grandchildren to behold Samadhi's beauty. And try to relax, this isn't the last you and I will be seeing of her."
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Here's a video of my time with these three incredible women. For those of you who haven't followed the story behind this day, Vero had to leave early to get to work. You won this time, McDonald's. Next time, I'm thinking bomb threat.
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"Hope you don't mind this late addition of a bonus video, but I was busy this week shooting bottle rockets at the neighborhood cats. Here's a couple more of minutes of fun with Liz Jordan teasing, shaking and flashing deep in the heart of Texas. It doesn't get more American than this. See you guys on Monday."
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No, my n words, I did not watch the latest series on Netflix or Hulu or whatever. I don't care how Spiderboy was made or if the new Batman is transgender or if MGK is on the spectrum. Why would I waste my time on nonsense that doesn't change my life? I watch Zishy. That's it. I focus on popping boners, stacking Sats, and cementing my legacy at the gym. Do what you dig. I dig Hazel Moore.
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"Another candid look into one of our contributor productions. We hear Stacy's voice (in Spanish) as you get a 5-minute, fly-on-the-wall view of a Zishy shoot."
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"A 7-minute video that documents this perfect day with the perfect Miquela. Watch her flash and tease us as she paddles down the the river. Then, she romantically strips down back at the dimly lit cabin. Are all Argentinian women this game and beautiful? Gawddamn!!! Don't worry, this is not the last we will see of Miquela."
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I couldn't keep this video footage of Hannah all to myself. Runtime approximately 4 minutes. Be back soon with more great content.
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I asked Keely Rose to choose a song she would like to dance to in a Zishtok vid. After several minutes of contemplation, she went with Edison Lighthouse's Love Grows. I wasn't initially won over by her selection, but then I listened to the lyrics closely and understood. The words perfectly applied to someone like Keely. The track also grew on me after I saw such ample natural curves bounce around to it. Go fig.
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I liked how this video came out. So much so that I made it a stand alone update. Have a nice weekend.
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Howdy! Here's a 10 minute long video digest featuring footage from the last three photo updates. I might make a habit of doing videos this way. Let me know what you think. Have a great weekend and don't go rubbing your crotch on a cheese grater. That would hurt. xoxo
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As promised, here is a video of Kerin Metzger. I wish her luck and hope she returns to us safely after her adventures as a Christian missionary in Central America. A woman like her is on a very short list of reasons for me to ever crack open a Bible.
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"When I watch this footage of Ileana Burgos, a scenario plays out in my head. I imagine that Vicky, our contributor, photographed Ileana at her criminal kingpin boyfriend's plush apartment. During the process, they did lines and devolved into sex-hungry animals, mostly inspired by Ileana's wicked nude figure. After her shower, one thing led to another and the group decided to move the party to the bedroom, where an intense threesome would last over two and a half hours. Sergio's sheets were ruined. Much of the activity was filmed, but sadly, not delivered to your humble narrator. In truth, probably nothing of the sort took place and they all just got froyo together after a tiring, but innocent day. Yeh. We aren't missing anything. Right? Right."
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It has been a minute since I uploaded a Zishtok. I needed someone like Agos Firenze to remind me how special they are. Miley Cyrus was not on my musical radar up until Agos sent me this video. Now I am a Smiler for life. Could you imagine the sacrifices that any of us would make in order to be with such a woman? I'd start making my bed in the morning. I'd shut off my phone by 8pm. I'd even start using deodorant again. Having someone like Agos could be very dangerous. It could alter my entire identity. But if given the chance, I doubt any of us would pass up the opportunity. More of Agos from Argentina come.
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As promised, a 9-minute video compilation of Gabbie being Gabbie. She's great. I'm putting together some xtra content of her too.
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"I hope I have more experiences like this. I am ready."
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In a chemically altered state of consciousness, I have decided to bring you this video without any editing. These are the clips just as I received them. Let me know in the comments what you think. I was looking for video on Reina, but realized there wasn't much from the night of that pizza date. Then, I stumbled upon this footage of Valya Easton. Who knew she was so comfortable dancing and singing for the camera? I thought she was a quiet, serious type from her photos. Her sexy voice is also a nice surprise.
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"This edit turned out too long to simply be considered bonus video. Runtime is about 7:30 min., so I made it a standalone update. Hope you appreciate Debra as much as I do."
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Today, I bring you a video digest of my time with Katya Nesterova. It reminds me how playful and adventurous she is. Katya had every reason to treat me like the clumsy, oblivious foreigner that I am whilst in Russia, yet she never gave me a hint of attitude. For this, I pray that Xenu will bless her soul. The other day on the 'gram, I saw that Katya recently became a mother. Life moves pretty fast ...
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"Just put together an 11-minute edit from the video footage made available of Hanna Nasochi. Due to the sheer length, I decided to make it a standalone update. The first half is from her early pregnancy and the second half is recorded closer to her due date. It is great to see Hanna maintain the same positive, upbeat energy throughout. I am sure it also helped that our contributor, Alina, is her friend in real life. Stay human."
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Lila Love makes her Zishy debut with a playful and tempting dance to one of my recent favorite bands. Supposedly, King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is being pushed hard by the YouTube algo. That's what my buddy says, anyways. I appreciate The Gizz because they take many chances creatively. Their music often feels like a throwback to more melodic times, but it can also be quite diverse and unpredictable. More Lila to come. She's an exceptionally fun hang and I got persistence.
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A video of the hygienic Ira Sedina as promised.
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As promised, here is a nice long video from my time with Rikki Till and Stella Garmen. These two women went above and beyond to fulfill my dark, twisted fantasies. Weed still works.
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"Decided to bring you the full 6-minute video footage of Julia Campos raw and unedited. We see her struggle to contain herself at the café as she enjoys a milkshake, among other things. Then, Julia shows off her incredible figure while dancing and stripping back home. This one also seemed worthy of being its own update. Gonna have to find a way to get more Julia. What a woman!"